Jordon! - Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! Lee! - Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! But no, I’m riding a skeleton horse of fire Ya, you have to pick something different Lee! - Riding on a skeleton horse of… water! What? A waterhorse? You mean like a seahorse? Well, at least I’m not riding on a chicken! Who said I’m riding on a chicken? Benny! - Riding on a chicken! But why do I have to ride a chicken? You guys got to choose yours! I want to ride a dragon!
And so we ride onwards to destiny On horse, seahorse, and hen Evil destroyed, homeless employed We ride!
And Awesome’s our name
The Axis of Awesome - The Glorious Epic of Three Men Who Are Awesome